Rather short story: untitled for now
At first this is meant to be about rainbow eating ponies that poops out butterflies but somehow I got distracted along the way. Maybe those ponies will make an appearence in due time.
Dedicated to Liz and her ponies.
Of course the first thing that got created was light, how would the god admire his creations without light? Plus it would make a nice way to kick things off. “Let there be light” said God in his best James Earl Jones impersonation.
Then the land takes shape, hills, mountains, valleys and fjords. God was rather fond of fjords, thinking how birds would taunt those who can’t fly by zipping across. How animals would fall and wonder incessantly how to get back up. How some would end up dwelling in the water delighted God to no end.
Water came next with the rest of water related products, clouds, mist and such. The world is almost ready to be occupied with the addition of gravity tying stuff down and keeps God’s creation from coming up to heaven to lodge complaints. In the future when humans think that they know everything, gravity would keep them guessing. It will the metaphorical middle finger to humans and their fancy science and technology but for now it simply ties everything down.
As an afterthought, there was air roaming around in creation. God would like birds and other flying creatures to be around without them invading heaven. Air keeps stirring stuff upon creation too so it won’t be static like a painting.
Birds are God’s favorite no doubt about it. Trees are grown so birds could have a place to perch on, grass so that birds won’t get dirt all over themselves when flying low.
I’ll continue the rest from time to time. Think so
